H1N1 Jokes And Funny Song .

 Man: I'm having a slight fever, and cough.
Lady: Aiyor, stay away from me. I don't want to die so fast.
Man: It's okay. The one thing that won't kill you will only make you tougher.
Lady: Still,I don't want to get sick.
Man: Well... only the fittest will survive.
Lady: ..... you win already lor.


Man: I wish to be SUSPECTED for H1N1
Lady: Crazy a!
Man: If I'm suspected, i can get 7 days off work ler.
Lady: ......

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