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Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Bitcoin Jokes

John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. Mary pulls out her purse, but then John says, "No I'll pay." So he says to the bartender, "Do you accept Bitcoins?" 

"What the hell's that?" "It's a crypto-currency that you can mine and it creates 256 bit encryption keys, decentralized and it has no fees." The bartender and Mary give John a weird look. John says "Look, want to see my GPU?" 

He reaches into his coat pocket to pull out his spare Radeon HD 5770. The bartender blinks. Mary says "Ok, I'll pay." and hands the bartender two twenties. She then says to John, "You're such a freak." The end.
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Thursday, January 19, 2017

A Snowman Jokes

Q: What do you call a snowman in the tropics? A: Lost.
Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line.
Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? A: Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down? A: He heard the snow-blower coming.
Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads? A: Ice caps.

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