Q: What do you call a snowman in the tropics? A: Lost.
Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line.
Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? A: Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down? A: He heard the snow-blower coming.
Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads? A: Ice caps.