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Thursday, January 19, 2017

A Snowman Jokes

Q: What do you call a snowman in the tropics? A: Lost.
Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line.
Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? A: Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down? A: He heard the snow-blower coming.
Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads? A: Ice caps.

1 comment:

  1. Hey, great jokes.
    They made me laugh, I have found some more for you:

    What do you call a gangsta snowman?

    What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

    Where do snowmen keep their money?
    In snow banks.

    What is said by one snowman to the other snowman?
    Answer: Can you smell carrot?

    What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
    A puddle!

    What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears.
    Anything you want, he can’t hear you!



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