A man and his pet panda walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're
ready for a good night of drinking.
They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As
the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one
after the other.
Finally, the bartender says: "Last call."
So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my panda."
The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the panda
falls over dead.
The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to
leave.
The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin'
there."
To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a panda."Source : Jokes4us
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