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Monday, October 1, 2012

McDonalds jokes : Fatties 



Your mumma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't 
want!

Chick never stop eating
 Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. 
 
"You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the 
reply. "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." 
 
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

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