Suicide Blonde In The Hospital

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. 

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. 

"What?" sputtered the doctor.

"You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" 

"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." 

"So then?" asked the doctor. 

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." 

"So then?" 

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger." 

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