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Sunday, September 2, 2012

Bad and Terrible News

 
A man was summoned to his attorney’s office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.

"Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a million dollars."
"That’s the bad news?" laughed the man. "I can’t wait to hear the terrible news."
The terrible news is...

"The picture is of you and your secretary!"  - Email Joke

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