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Friday, September 2, 2011

A Driver ?



What's the first thing that come to your mind when you see a Chinese man driving a BMW 3 series?
A pimp

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Malay man driving a BMW 3 series?
Ahmad

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see an Indian man driving a BMW 3 series?
A car jockey

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Bhai driving a BMW 3 series?
A car repository.
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